Update:

Holy shit! Baby otter! 

That is all.

You aren't Dumbo, baby elephant

Sorry It's been so long. Big spring break, mini vacation, teeth pulled, lots of couch, nothing much really. But have you seen this site?! 

Ok, maybe I'm out of the loop and everyone already had this bookmarked and are already over but maybe not. It makes me feel so much more normal for dubbing over my cats every action. She would be just as rude and sarcastic as I make her seem if she could talk, trust me. 

I'm trying not to laugh hysterically as to not rip out the stitches in my four new mouth sockets. Which with the recent addition of some fancy jaw bruises make me look like Quagmire and Rihanna's love child. Just in time for school tomorrow. 

swap meat and lamixx

This little number just came in the mail today from Jacqueline a la lamixx and I love it! It was a recession-spending-stimulate-the-economy-with-my-tax-refund present. I'm just doing what I'm told right, Barack? Hopefully this will be my only splurge but this little grey wool number is pretty tempting...

Ok, so new favorite etsy shop. Check. New Favorite website: Dear Old Love. It's a sweet little collection of anonymous notes on love and all of its intricacies such as:

Also, I'm done with finals!

Slow Skate

This is my new favorite band. The should be yours too. They were on the Ball of Wax compilation with Matt. They couldn't make it to the show so they projected this video in the their place. It's probably good because I would have drunkenly accosted them to secure my place as their biggest fan/stalker. The drawing is from their website. They're awesome. Sigh.

Ok

...on a lighter note:

What. The. Fuck.

Really though? 

"Shawty got drunk, thought it was all a dream."

In the words of TI, "He Chris, he coo"

What is going on in the world and why did the DJ on the radio compare TI to Mark Twain because he used big words like "accomodate" in a phone interview?