So one of my dad's hobbies is sending me house listings, usually in quiet neighborhoods and usually close to his house in a fatherly effort to get us to consider moving out of our
exciting neighborhood. The more listings I see the less hope I have for eventually, and no time soon, finding a house that meets my prerequisites. When you find a house like this let me know.
I'm guessing it will look a little something like:
Decorno
With a chandelier in the backyard, of course.

And a beautifully tiled entertaining area big enough for all of our business acquaintances

decorated with furniture like
this:

and accessorized with things like
this:

:) capiche?