Yes, please

So one of my dad's hobbies is sending me house listings, usually in quiet neighborhoods and usually close to his house in a fatherly effort to get us to consider moving out of our exciting neighborhood. The more listings I see the less hope I have for eventually, and no time soon, finding a house that meets my prerequisites. When you find a house like this let me know.

I'm guessing it will look a little something like:

Decorno
With a chandelier in the backyard, of course.
And a beautifully tiled entertaining area big enough for all of our business acquaintances
decorated with furniture like this:
and accessorized with things like this:
:) capiche?